(Source: itslatingirl)

(Reblogged from unaffably)

I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

(Source: via-slimshady)

(Reblogged from cumfort)

disowns:

honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.

(Reblogged from tortillah)

(Source: mypugobsession)

(Reblogged from unaffably)
villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

(Reblogged from duhblackguy)

cocaineteas:

putahilton:

what did I miss?

GIRL.

(Reblogged from caseycliffordx)

(Source: pussysista)

(Reblogged from caseycliffordx)

noobtheloser:

A rough approximation of my skill at picking up women.

/pathetically paws air nearby 

(Reblogged from smosh)

clannyphantom:

when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
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(Reblogged from duhblackguy)

waytoostrongforwaytoolong:

deanfrost:

at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it

when i first read this i thought to myself, what school teaches american as a subject?

(Source: buckyfrost)

(Reblogged from duhblackguy)